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Caledon Pritz

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“We produce jobs…

Yesterday Donald Trump said, "Democrats produce mobs, Republicans produce jobs." So far in recent U.S. history that has not been the case. Take a look at these. Not only has job growth been better, so has economic growth. Furthermore, a recent report by the Woodrow...

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Are Trump’s Supporters Stupid?

Are Trump’s Supporters Stupid?

Not long ago I read that a Trump supporter wondered why liberals and Democrats think Trump supporters are stupid?** I don’t think Trump supporters are stupid, but I question their common sense because… The guy they support has owned a fraudulent University, intent on...

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Sometimes, When I’m Bored, I Google

Sometimes, When I’m Bored, I Google

Google has an interesting feature I use when I need a little inspiration or when I feel like looking for something, but I don't know what I want to look for. Open the Google search page and just click on the bar that says, "I'm Feeling Lucky." Usually, I don't enter...

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I Have a Little Running Joke with My Granddaughter

I Have a Little Running Joke with My Granddaughter

My granddaughter and I have a lot of fun when we're together. I have a number of running jokes I use with her. For instance, I try to use her name at least once in any story I read her. I also try to change something in the story. That way I know if she's paying...

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Sayings of Caledon Pritz

Not Guessing

“Got my glasses fixed yesterday. I’m really pleased cuz they were cleaned, too. Now I’m not guessing as much when I drive.” ~ Caledon


“I thought the neighbor’s dog finally went to sleep, but apparently, there was still another hours worth of important barking to do.” ~ Caledon Pritz


Maybe you’re waiting for closure, even though you’ve already gotten it.” ~ Caledon Pritz


Life’s a waste of time.” ~ Caledon


If no one applauds when you walk on stage, does that mean you aren’t there?” ~ Caledon Pritz

Being Old

A man is not old until his ears are too big for his head.” ~ Caledon


If you’re not building your own dreams, then whose are you building?” ~ Caledon Pritz

For Some

For some life is a catastrophe, for others it is merely an apostrophe.” ~ Caledon Pritz

Look Out…

“Be careful Mrs. Butterworth, things could get a bit sticky around here.” ~ Caledon Pritz


Don’t let the past steal your gifts.” ~ Caledon Pritz

Caviar or Peanut Butter

A $200 ounce of caviar is no more filling that a 20¢ ounce of peanut butter.” ~ Caledon Pritz

The Day

“Either you run the day, or you run away.” ~ Caledon


Yesterday might have been terrible, but stop fretting about it. You made it to today, and that’s good.” ~ Caledon Pritz


A difficult thing about life is letting things be what they are rather than trying to make them what you want them to be” ~ Caledon Pritz

Life… Again

“Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% what happens to you, or is it the other way around?” ~ Caledon Pritz

Funny Thing

“Funny, but the more I worry about what other people think, the more I become somebody else.” ~ Caledon Pritz


“Faith is the art of holding on to things in spite of your changing moods and circumcision.” ~ Caledon Pritz

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