Chicago. About Chicago – Sports, Food, Architecture, Memories.<br>
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Stories, mostly very short, less than 2,000 words. To read more of my fiction, Click Here.
I dabble in poetry. It may not be any good, but mostly it is. If you’d like to read more of my poetry, Click Here.
Thoughts, musings, and other stuff. If you’d like to read some of the other stuff I’ve written, Click Here.
Caledon Pritz writes some stupid stuff. He reworks famous quotes. He make up famous quotes. My alter ego, Caledon wants to be famous. So I’m giving him the chance, Click Here.
Short Story: The Garage
Visited Writer’s Block This Morning
An Extra Cinnamon Roll
My Fourth Grade Baseball Career
National Dance Like a Chicken Day
Everyone is Important and Every Life is Successful
I’ve often heard people complain that their life is meaningless. However, no life is meaningless, no matter how inconsequential it might seem. For instance, what if Abraham Lincoln’s great-great-great grandfather decided is life was meaningless or
The Sayings of Caledon Pritz
“There are few things more gratifying than a credit card to put off till tomorrow what you can pay for today.” ~ Caledon
“Not all those who wonder will be lost.” ~ Caledon
“I’m not cynical… I just don’t like a lot of things, so shut up about it, alright.” ~ Caledon
“Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans think they’re the one in ten with the right answer.” ~ Caledon
“Three is an especially large number when all you have is two.” ~ Caledon
“The public will believe any lie, as long as you stick it in the middle of something they want.” ~ Caledon
“Life is the mirror which reflects what we expect to see when we look into it.” ~ Caledon
“The best time to decide to learn another language is when the voices in your head become crystal clear.” ~ Caledon
“You’re less likely to lose an argument if you keep your mouth shut.” ~ Caledon
“A crack in the pavement goes nowhere in particular.” ~ Caledon
“Thinking we learn from our mistakes is often a big mistake.” ~ Caledon
The Real Me
“I just realized, long ago I should have hired someone else to write my inner monologue.” ~ Caledon
“Realism is… but is it?” Caledon
It Wasn’t Me!
“Recent studies have shown that nine out of every ten Americans think it was one of the other nine.” ~ Caledon
Best Foot Forward
“Standing on the edge of a cliff is not the best place to put your best foot forward.” ~ Caledon Pritz
“I have no enemy’s, which is a shame. It makes it so difficult to insult anybody.” ~ Caledon Pritz
“The worst thing about being a vegetarian is that sometimes I get a craving for something disgustingly delicious like a Chicago Style Hot dog and Tofu dogs just AREN’T Chicago.” ~ Caledon Pritz
“Today’s weather is as beautiful as a well tuned kazoo!” ~ Caledon Pritz
“Heard this while in line at the grocery store, ‘It’s okay if you disagree with me, but why would you want to?‘” ~ Caledon Pritz
“A Republican thinks it’s cold when his nickles are sticking out.” ~ Caledon Pritz